This is some of the better stuff we have collected from e-mail and friends. Hopefully you haven't read, seen or heard all of them. Hope you get a laugh... can't get too serious.
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| Worst Drivers Awards | You will believe |
| Tongue Bitters | Things you would love to say out loud at work |
| European English | the official language of the European Union |
| Corporate Lessons | before it's too late |
| Alcohol is good for you | As if we needed any encouragement |
| Trafalgar - a modern tale | for the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar |
| Town Planning | with built in stupidity |
| Super Heroes | Kids get all the fun |
| Baaarrrrrf Time | What else are team mates for |
| Bike Security | Maybe a heavier chain would help |
| The Ultimate Puzzle | Hours of fun for all the family |
| Zen Guide | The mysteries of life revealed |
| Guess what dad? | Worst things could happen |
| Not on CNN | Things you won't see on CNN (Powerpoint file 1.2 Mb.) |
| Feeling Old? | This WILL happen to YOU |
| Easter Bunny | Ouch! |
| New Words 2005 | Additions to the English language |
| The BBQ | a fresh perspective |
| Smart Bovine | smarter than your average moo |
| Meteorology | a simplified approach to weather reporting |
| Only in... | couldn't happen anywhere else? |
| Hazardous material | the most diabolical biological material known to man |
| Aussie Bravado | don't try this at home! |
| FIAT test flight | proving again FIAT's lack of aerodynamics |
| The Airplane | an in-flight conversation |
| Colonoscopies | just a little bit further... |
| Double Bunking | ain't marriage grand |
| Her Side | Her side of the story and then his |
| Self confidence | or Darwin's theory at work again |
| Wheel chock | How not to stop your monster truck from rolling away |
| Camel drivers | should stick to what they know. (760Kb movie) |
| Road Signs | a testament to literacy |
| Girls Night Out | smarter than men....NEVER |
| Boating Madness | The name on the hull says it all |
| Oh Dear | You were warned - PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS |
| Stressed? | Not much! |
| Dear Daughter.. | A mothers advice to a daughter |
| The Buffalo Theory | Makes sense to us |
| George's Book Club | Once upon a time, in an Arab land far, far away... |
| Arab Car Park | Car park spaces must be at a premium |
| Bombs Away | Biological weaponry, the old fashioned way |
| Horse Power | Gimme more horse power |
| DOT Doctor | This could be real and we would never know |
| Doctor Bob | It's good to have a conscience |
| Italians | as overheard on the bus |
| Nerd Season | Rules are rules |
| George | Trust us Mr President |
| 3 Wise Women | A feminine Xmas story |
| What pole? | not shown on the plans |
| Worst job | and you thought you had it bad! |
| George & Condi | Abbott & Costello would be proud |
| Common Sense | Now only a memory, RIP. |
| Bedroom Golf | Official Rules as played in Victoria |
| The Rules | As written by men, for men. |
| Mouse | How not to Right-Click |
| Doctors Visit | The good new and the bad news. |
| Chook Horror | Parental "Hen" Guidance Recommended |
| Who to marry | As viewed by the other generation |
| Rumours | How easily they can start |
| Coke Abuse | Your fired ! |
| Working | To dumb to fire |
| Not so subtle | Apologies not accepted |
| Are so | Is not |
| Course Rules | Golf course that is |
| The Chicken Joke | It depends on who you are |
| Darwin Award 2002 | The one we have all been waiting for |
| Annual Stella Awards | And the winners were.... |
| Sydney Driving | Absolute lies from a Melbourne reader |
| Husband Jokes | Don't take these home tonight |
| Punctuation Mark | Did he get the point? |
| Extreme Mouse | Not only smarter.... |
| Paws Up | Like master, like dog |
| Meaning of sex | Infamous quotes |
| Hi Tech Navy? | Fearsome new Naval tactics |
| The Tong Master | An Australian tradition but understood by men everywhere |
| Trophy Hunter? | Another great moment in sport |
| Smile | Yes, another great moment in sport |
| Goal Kick | And yes, another great moment in sport |
| Darwin Awards | Pruning the human gene pool |
| Cowsense Economics | New economic definitions |
| Funny File | Thought provoking questions |
| Ouch !! | A hazard worth avoiding. |
| Hoppe Action | The things you see on the field of play |
| Foot & Mouth | Bill Gates will be impressed |
| Just for Laughs | Three quickies |
| Hands Free Mk2 | Some people are so inventive. |
| The Value of Undies | A story of embarrassment |
| Management | A new corporate ladder to aspire to |
| Helping Out | Politicians need a helping hand too !! |
| No Bears | Really, no bears here |
| Beware of Dog | Some people never learn |
| Cow Sense | A Cowsmic view of the world |
| Bomb Squad | Clean underwear ?? |
| Men Jokes | Yep, men's jokes |
| Santa is Late | Santa Clause is not coming to town |
| Sports Quotes | or what commentators prefer to forget |
| Idiots Around Us | sure to make you feel better |
| Honest Beggar | he's got integrity if nothing else |
| Big Pipe | Who said size doesn't matter |
| Notable Notices | We spek english real goods |
| Showers | His and Her instructions |
| Coke? | Looks like...... |
| Poor Jetta | DIY is so much cheaper |
| "Signs" of the Times | The camera dose not lie! |
| Courthouse Comments | Legal jargon for the stupid |
| Tribal Wisdom | Public servant inventiveness |
| Melbourne Driving | Apologies in advance to any Melbourne-ites. |
| Hands Free | Oh those stylish French have done it again |
| Traffic School | Traffic school answers and why some people should be neutered |
| 2000 Too Much | Signs that you have already had too much of the 2000's |
| Parking Taxis | This was actually an entry in "Prang of
the Month" but it was too funny just for that. |
| Island | ????? - funny |
| His and Her IMACs | Very Non-PC but we liked it |
| Black Dots | See if you can count the black dots |
| Happy Easter | The bunnies aint so happy |
| 1999 Darwin Awards | More stupid and inane actions |
| What Bomb? | Advice worth remembering |
| Australian Centerfold | Whats wrong with a bit of body hair?? |
| Perfume | Gotta get the man! |
| Killer Kangas | Military simulation with a difference |
| Chimp | Monkey with severe BO problem - 375Kb. MPG |
| Thirsty Monkey | This MPG file is big - 940Kb. so be patient |
| Blindman at Urinal | This is a cartoon picture |
| Chicken Gun | The Yanks have done it again! |
| "Sex Free" | Safe jokes for all to read |
| Q without A | Questions with no good Answers |
| More Random
Thoughts on the Human Condition |
Yep, plenty to laugh at on this subject |
| Accountant Jokes - 1 | Wouldn't be complete without at least one |
| Beer & Booze | Some notable quotes |
| Boys Night Out | We don't guarantee this to work |
| 1998 Darwin Awards II | Some of the later contenders for the Darwin Awards |
| Computer Errors | Some of the better (read stupid) error messages |
| General
Thoughts on the Human Condition |
Just as it sounds, but funnier |
| Y2K Stupidity | Yep, you guessed it. |
| Computer made cars | What if Microsoft made cars? |
| Airlines | Some supposedly true statements made by airline flight crew |
| Not my job | Exactly! |
| Darwin awards | Great attempts at exterminating the human gene pool |
| Jargon of the 90's | What's hip and happenning in the world of useless jargon and acronyms |
| Funnies list 1 | Just some jokes. |
For those who take things a little TOO seriously, these are jokes OK. We didn't write them or necessarily agree with them. So, please don't try to sue us for liable or slander.
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