These error messages were submitted to a competition to find the worst error message in computing...
Printer on fire. (from Unix)
The procedure failed with the following error: The command completed successfully.
Not enough memory to display this dialogue.
Error: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Your mouse is not working, please click here to acknowledge.
Cannot delete tmp150_3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.
Unexpected error, quitting.
When using Windows 95 with a Compaq Computer Corp. Presario:
Your system shell has changed. The Compaq software will work with your new shell, but the
new shell will not work with your Compaq software. Do you wish to keep your Compaq
software working? Click yes if you are unsure.
Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.
And finally, the grand-prize winner:
You need to supply a fax number in order for your request not to receive fax notifications
to be processed.