1. A
bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my
desk I have a work station.
2. Can
atheists get insurance for acts of God?
3. If
Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
4. Does
fuzzy logic tickle?
5. If
they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
6. I
believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
7. How
come you never hear about “gruntled” employees?
8. I
don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
9. If
a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn
made out of?.
10. If
quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit
while you're ahead"?
11. Okay,
who stopped the payment on my reality check?
12. I
believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the
bathroom.
13. Do
Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
14. What
hair colour do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
15. If
it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
16. Since
Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
17. Why
are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
18. Why
is a carrot more orange than an orange?
19. Why
do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything
outdoors?
20. Tell
a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench
has wet paint and he has to touch it.
21. Why
do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?