Avid golfer...
A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you, Linda," he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live...eat...sleep...and breathe golf."
"Well,..." Linda said, "Since you're being honest, so will I. You see, I'm a hooker."
"I see," he said pensively. Then, he smiled and
said..."It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you hit the ball."
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Son of a lawyer...
While two families were waiting in line to see the Opera House, their two 5-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Adam," replied the second.
"My daddy is a doctor. What does YOUR daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Joshua.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.
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Politician or Wombat??
Q: On the Hume highway south of Canberra, what is the
difference between
the dead wombat and the dead politician ?
A: There are skid marks before the wombat............