1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
17. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
18. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
19. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
20. What do chickens think we taste like?
21. What do you call a male ladybug?
22. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
23. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
24. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
25. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
26. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
27. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
28. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
29. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
30. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
31. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?