I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? .......me neither." Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Unknown
"My kid had sex with your honor student." Bumper Sticker
"My sexual preference is not you." Tshirt
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P. J. ORourke
The best one: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns