A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure
he's in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to
work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't
burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss
your problems with him it will only make him stress worse. Try to relax
your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of
back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of sporting event on T.V.
And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week
and satisfy his every whim.
"If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely."
On the way home the husband asked his wife , "What did the doctor say?"
"You're gonna die." she replied.